<p> </p><p>omg, HA! Ok, this guy doesnt really look like Rihanna’s new boyfriend Matt Kemp (in fact, he kind of looks like the homie Eskay, lol)….but this Funny-or-Die faux-Matt Kemp Match.com profile made me choke my SmartWater down the wrong pipe.</p><p>Speaking of “public ass-groping”…nothing looks better on a girl than new love. Old love looks snug and secure, but new love looks shiny and sexy, lol. RihannaDaily had tons of photos from Rihanna and Matt’s yacht trip off the coast of Cabo San Lucas…</p><p> </p><p> </p>