<p>Even if you haven’t been to Atlanta, GA you’re probably well aware of the city’s legendary strip clubs and the women who make their asses thunderclap for the rain gods. Though these obviously talented women are looked down upon, you can’t deny your own curiosity. Don’t even try to deny it. You know you’ve stood in front of a mirror and tried to “twerk it” one time or another. Hell, I know I have. And ya damn right I smiled a confident smile when I was able to perfect a move. A move that I don’t do in public because…well because I’m a respectable broad lol. But please be clear, I do keep it in my artillery of dance moves just in case a chick tries to <a href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=served">serve</a> me. No ma’am, not I lol.</p><p> </p><p>Now, some of you may feel like you’re not capable of getting low. Maybe you think you’re too reserved or too much of a square. Perhaps you feel as though you don’t have enough cheekage to properly maneuver it around. Well don’t fret my friend because I have 5 sure-fire songs that’ll have you begging for a shiny silver pole come Christmas…if you can wait that long.</p>