When news spread like wildfire that Kim Kardashian said yes after Kris Humphries, her boyfriend of several months, proposed, the world was buzzing and wondering if their impending marriage will last.
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After all, their May-December romance seemed so sudden. Who is Kris Humphries inquiring minds wondered. Are they even compatible?
To get these answers and more we turned, as one is wont to do in our enlightened age, to the Internet, that magical land ruled by cats.
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We googled Kim and Kris’ birthdays. Kim is a Libra, Kris an Aquarius. Will their marriage last? Are they right for one another? According to Astrology, humans’ oldest science, the answer is YES!!!! Lovely Libra Kim could not have found a better match!
Although there are initial differences, Libras and Aquarius’ are perfectly compatible. Libras are refined and elegant people who want to form deep friendships before they fall in love, while an Aquarius is a freedom-loving sign that is keenly interested in making the world a better place.
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Libras also wear blindfolds and carry around scales which makes sense because Kim’s always making great judgement calls when it comes to endorsement deals. The blindfold? Kim’s saving that for the honeymoon!
But what about Aquarian Kris? Besides having little patience, Aquarians can be know-it-alls. Libras are impatient, they don’t wait for anything. Which is why, maybe, Kris popped the question a mere few months into their courtship?
It has also been said that Aquarius’ are playful and experimental in bed! Ding Ding Ding! Match!
“There is hardly any person on this earth whom an Aquarius man doesn’t like,” schools Ilikeindia.com, an astrology site we Googled while looking for pictures of cats.
“He is a people’s person and almost every second person he meets becomes his friend. If he likes you, you are one of the many people he has befriended. It is when he doesn’t like you at all or he likes you way too much that there are chances he has noticed you from amongst his numerous pals. As per an Aquarian male, the best way to pass the time is to probe into people’s lives and know their innermost feelings.”
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So far, so good. But just when birds were about to hang up our linen and squirrels were through putting away the dishes, we read this: Cue dark clouds and foreboding music: “Love is just another experience for him,” continued IloveIndia.com, “till he has been driven to the point of the altar. For him, all the people he has met hold a special place and special value. In the case of an Aquarian male, everyone is special, including those people whom he hasn’t met yet. Selfishness is not one of his personality traits and he does not like small-mindedness.”
Dailyhoroscopes.com, landlord of the rose tinted spectrum of the Internet, says this about Libra-Aquarius hook ups:
“Libra teaming up with Aquarius can make intellectual sparks begin to fly. These two are best of friends first, or at least start out that way. They possess common self-expression styles. Both Libra and Aquarius are able to talk up a storm since their outlook on life is viewed in a similar compatible fashion.”
Continued DailyHoroscopes.com: “When Libra gets together with Aquarius, get ready for action, fun, friends and the social scene. Aquarius can act as a catalyst for Libra, expanding their perception of life. Libra teaches Aquarius how to balance it all.”
We think the balance in question is a New Balance sneaker deal for Kris!
Above: Kris Humphries in GQ.
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Kim Kardashian in W magazine.
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Astrological depiction of Aquarius, the sign Kris Humphries was born under.
Illustration of Libra.
