Spanish Fly: Zoe Saldana, A-Rod & Other Sexy Dominicans Who Caused Our First Heatwave (PHOTOS)

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    The temperature is rising across our fair land and we’ve found the cause: Dominicans.

    That’s right, Dominicans are hot, hot! So hot, they’re sending waves of panic and causing electricity bills to climb in 45 of our 50 states.  

    At first we didn’t believe it. But then we got a real good look at Zoe Saldana who upstaged the cast of Captain America: The First Avenger at their own premiere in L.A. yesterday.

    PHOTOS: Zoe Saldana Steals Captain America’s Thunder

    OK, OK, OK. We confess Zoe has been making us hot since forever! Lawd have mercy!! Legs for days, skin that glow like she stepped off the set of Avatar and smile more powerful than Duracel. This lady is the business!

    Sound sexist and racist? Too bad, it is what it is. Dominicans are hot and one of the hottest Dominicans on the planet is Miss Saldana. 

    Zoe isn’t alone. No, this powerful woman is joined by Dania Ramirez and Alex Rodriguez. A-Rod is the Yankee bomber who sets hearts and temperatures rising on and off the plate.

    After the break, see other Dominicans who are making us melt! 

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    Actress Dania Ramirez sizzles in whatever she wears. Just so happens she’s wearing a bikini here.

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    Eunices Pineda is new to the scene but know she will be around for a long, long, time. 

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    Arlenis Sosa has been killing the game for what seems like EVER. She kills us softly with her beauty daily.

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    Rose Cordero is funky, fun and sizzling. She’s so hot she glows in the dark.

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    Miguel Perdomo wants to be the first Dominican male supermodel. We believe he’s on his way. Sex and the City, Law & Order and CSI, Sean John ads: that’s where you’ve seen him before.

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    He may have terrible taste in art but A-Rod still holds the record for the highest paid player in baseball. That and a body to drool over is enough to make anyone cheat on their spouse.

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