We all know fast food will kill you eventually if you eat too much of it. But what if, instead of over time, it were to rub you out instantly, execution style!
What if Papa Johns was really the head of a crime family? What if the Dairy Queen was really a lactose intolerant psycho whose weapon of choice is an ice pick? What if you were to get murked by Ronald “The Don” McDonald?
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All of the above and more are proposed in a new poster called the Fast Food Mafia, a sort of twisted portrait of some our favorite and well known, fast food mascots. The project is the second incarnation by Deviant Artist Silent Sketcher, who is selling it via DeviantArt.com for $7.
“What started out as a simple drawing grew a lot more complex, especially after the sudden popularity of the original. So I decided to add some more characters and arrange it with the intent of making prints,”said SilentSketcher in a statement online. “I’ve still got to drive over to the printers sometime to make sure, but I’m confident that it will go smoothly. When I’m positive I’ll be sure to let you all know, so you can purchase 11×17″ prints of this. And of course they won’t have the watermarks.”
List of mascots in the poster includes Burger King, Ronald McDonalds, Jack In The Box, Panda Express, Little Caesars and Wendy’s.
You can order the print here!
