This weekend the world found out that Justin Bieber had replaced Ray J in the Money Team.
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OK, maybe he didn’t actually replace Ray J, but the 18-year-old “Boyfriend” singer was on belt duty for Floyd Mayweather’s fight against Miguel Cotto at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas.
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So as Pretty Boy Floyd “Money” Mayweather made his way down to the ring, we soon realized the Money Team has a lot of interesting characters. Saturday night’s fight featured 50 Cent, a rapper who has been shot 9 times and survived, Triple H, the WWE Heavyweight Champion and one of the greatest wrestlers ever to step in the ring, and a pop star: Justin Bieber.
That’s one clique we wouldn’t want to see walking down the block at night!
So with all these interesting cats, new and old, we thought … why not add some more folks to the Money Team?
Mark Cuban: Justin Bieber and Lil Wayne are official Money Team members, why not induct Mark Cuban into the Money Team? He’s richer than rich and spends more money than Floyd Mayweather on a Tuesday.
Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen: The Olsen Twins are loaded and they got Kanye West on their jock. Alright maybe not, but he sure does rap about them a lot. Money Team or Die!
Birdman: Since Lil Weezy is already in the crew, the boss man should get a pass. Imagine the bets between him and Floyd. Besides, when you write checks for Wayne, Drake and Nicki, we know you’re loaded.
Michael Jackson’s kids: The heirs to the King Of Pop’s throne, Prince, Blanket and Paris are not only finna be rich, they are also pretty gangsta. Just check out Paris’ Instagram account!
Kris Jenner: Kris won! Give her her money. Kris Jenner gets 10 percent from every Kardashian, Jenner and their love interests. If that’s not Money Team material, we don’t know what is.
Kim Dotcom: When your cheddar is long enough to change your name to Kim Dotcom, money ain’t a thing. The Megaupload CEO unloads money like Floyd unloads uppercuts to unsuspecting chumps in the ring.
Bernie Madoff: Bernie Madoff robbed a lot of folks and while he’s not down with ‘Hard Work and Dedication,’ he can help Floyd balance his budget while he does 90 days in the can.
Oprah: While Money Team members seem to get seven Roll Royces, Oprah can buy enough for a whole studio audience. You get a car, you get a car … Money Team.
Vanessa Bryant: Vanessa Bryant might not have been with Kobe shooting in the gym, but she got money like she was. Money Team should bow down to induct her.
Jesus: Last but not least, we think everyone in the Money Team could use a little spiritual guidance. So why not let Jesus be an official Money Team member? Considering how much money they got, they are already blessed and in God’s favor.
