Weezy’s not the same, he is a Martian, well, at least that’s what Tha Carter IV rapper claims.
Over the years, the world has been graced with Lil Wayne’s sometime drug-induced “deep thoughts,” that usually leave his fans confused and his critics rolling their eyes.
Earlier today, a court deposition video of Lil Wayne being hilarious and hostile was released, and like any Weezy interview, there were enough crazy quotables to last us a lifetime.
Not only did Wayne claim to be psychic, but he also claimed that people hire themselves to photograph him.
Despite Wayne’s slightly unusual behavior, Weezy has made way more outrageous claims than being a psychic.
So GlobalGrind decided to round up 10 of our personal favorite Lil Wayne quotes, because Tunechi says the darndest things.
Check out Lil Wayne’s craziest quotables below!
During Lil Wayne’s court deposition, he was asked if he performed at the Virgin Mobile Music Festival in 2008 with Kanye West, Weezy’s response:
“I don’t know, but I perform at this bad ass bitch birthday party recently. She was crazy stupid thick.”
During Lil Wayne’s court deposition, he was repeatedly asked “Who are you?” and “How do you like to portray yourself?” Lil Wayne responded:
“You know he can’t save you right? In the real world, that guy right there (points to judge) he can’t save you in the real world. Just so you know…”
Lil Wayne’s response to being a role model:
“If you need an example for how to live, then you just shouldn’t even have been born. Straight up.”
Lil Wayne’s infamous interview with Katie Couric:
“I’ma gangsta Ms. Katie…I don’t take nothing for no one, I do what I want to do. And I’ma do that until the day I die, and if I can’t do that then I’ll just die.”
Lil Wayne talks to Lil Twist about having sex:
“I got raped when I was 11, Twist, and I loved it! And I ain’t never press charges.”
Lil Wayne’s response during a XXL Magazine interview where he was asked about making “hot” songs:
“I don’t make hot music. I make great music. If I make hot music, then I been on fire for a long f*cking time. The flame is burning out, sweetheart. I’m not hot. I’m great.”
During an interview with Blender Magazine, Lil Wayne was asked what drug he would never do again. His response:
“I’ll never f*ck with no more coke. It’s not about a bad high, it’s just about the acne: Cocaine makes your face break out, and I’m a pretty boy.”
During a previously unreleased interview with AllHipHop, Lil Wayne was asked who he likes to work with the most. His response:
“Everybody. Everybody’s my favorite. I don’t have any favorites.”
On his collaborative track with Little Brother, Lil Wayne raps:
“I don’t want a broken heart because I’ll lose the pieces.”
During an interview wit DJ Semtex, Lil Wayne was asked if he parties a lot. His response:
“Well, first off I don’t party hard because if I did, then I wouldn’t be able to produce the great music that I do. Second of all, I don’t party hard because if I did I wouldn’t be able to produce the amount of music that I do. Third of all, I don’t party hard because if I did my music wouldn’t be of quality. Fourth, sizzurp is a downer. It’s codeine that makes you tired. So you don’t want to party, you want sizzurp.”