Haven’t you heard? The end of the world is tomorrow, so if you’re saving up for something trivial like a new car or a bigger house, you better get real! Those things have zero value when the world gets sucked into a black hole, or the zombies come, or however it is that we are going to go down. Now is the time to ball out on lavish things that you would never, ever need in everyday life. But the end of the world is a pretty special occasion.
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Well, the world isn’t actually ending, but here are some ridiculously expensive items we could really only see people buying if things started looking really…end of worldish.
A Nesmuk Diamond Studded Knife for $39,600
That yearly salary? You don’t need it. But what you will need to survive all the zombies that will undoubtedly pop up once the end of the world gets real, is the sharpest knife in the world. Sure, we haven’t heard of it because it is one of those super sayan shits they hoard for the end. The Nesmuk is supposedly the sharpest and most expensive kitchen knife in the world, which is also why it comes with a diamond ring you can request the zombies kiss before you slay them expensively.
Crocodile Skin Umbrella for $50,000
Save it for a rainy day? Meh, how about saving for the end of the world. Italian men’s luxury brand Billionaire Couture gives a whole new meaning to the umbrella with a price tag of $50,000. You’re clearly going to be decked out in your Sunday best awaiting the end, so why not shield it from the debris that will clearly be falling from the sky on the world’s last day. And for $50,00 we’re sure it has other functions…like a jet pack?
A $250,000 Manicure
Seriously, you’re going out, so why not do it in style? Kelly Osbourne and J.Lo didn’t wait on the Mayan Calendar to let them know it was OK to ball out on a $250K manicure! The 267-carats of black diamonds was created by jeweler Azature, and we are sure that if your nails had an end of the world wish, this would be it.
A Space Excursion
Seriously, if the world is ending and you are one of those overachievers who wants to conquer it, you’re either trying to bunker down with some of those people who are on that I Am Legend game plan (which we wouldn’t recommend, D.T.A especially not during the end of the world) or try to get out.
Sure there isn’t an absolute commercial way to travel to outer space, but it is entirely possible to convince someone (a rapture naysayer) with the right amount of cash to allow you to take that sweet NASA baby for a ride.
