Calm down! Calm down! Matter fact, keep calm and continue to bump My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy.
Kanye West and Kim Kardashian are having a baby, emotions are high, people got jokes, but is anyone really focused on the real problem here?
Yeezy just stole all of Blue Ivy’s first birthday swag with his announcement. OK, I got a few jokes too. Are we happy for KimYe? We should be! After years of trying to get pregnant, Kim finally got her wish. There were numerous false alarms with Reggie Bush, and even an entire episode of her show was dedicated to baby fever when she was married to Kris Humphries for 72 days.
We should be ecstatic.
But one glance at Twitter shows an entirely different story. People are going in! But not just regular going in, they are going in like coal miners, like Ron Jeremy when Debbie was doing Dallas, going in like…you get my point.
Some people tweeted Kanye West’s own lyrics to display their displeasure about his first born:
“18 years!! 18 years!! She got one of your kids got for you for 18 years #kimye #baby #golddigger #kanye #kim”
Some people used a bit more wit:
“The kid will have 500 stepfathers by the age of five. #kimye”
Others even summoned the Mayans.
“We have 9 more months before the real end of the world, the Mayan apocalypse ain’t got shit on kimye.”
While some people are saying this is a dark day, I am looking to the future.
Blue Ivy Carter and Khaki Kolor “Key Low Low” Kardashian-West are the newest members of the RocNation team.
(Yes I named KimYe’s baby already, I am excited!)
But shouldn’t we have expected this? Kanye’s best friends, Jay-Z and Beyonce, had a baby and King Hov was spotted playing goo goo gaga with Blue on a yacht in the South of France.
Yeezy’s ex Amber Rose got pregnant, then used social media to show the world that pregnancy looks amazing on her.
Finally, Kim’s ex Reggie Bush announced he was having baby and that same day, Yeezy tried to snatch a female paparazzi’s camera and stick it where the Stork lives.
Overall I’m excited because there are several things to look forward to; the story lines are endless.
First thing we can expect are 9 months worth of pictures of Kim’s belly, tweets about the baby making beats inside her stomach, and a transformation unlike anything we’ve ever seen.
Kim’s Instagram page will go from an assortment of selfies, shoe flicks and accessory pics, to a caboodle of baby knick knacks, baby stuff and baby bumps. It’s going to be epic.
Kim’s whole social media platform is about to change. She won’t be pushing Sketchers and QuickTrim, but Gerber, EvenFlo, OshKosh and more! The woman who got famous from a home movie, will be selling you diapers during day time television in less than a year.
Where Beyonce kept her pregnancy under wraps, Kim is about to take us on the ride we’ve never seen before.
After it’s done, we are all going to feel like we were pregnant. We shall know every symptom, every ailment, and see every moment via the internet. There will be jokes, there will be memes, there will be some down right nasty things said by otherwise civilized people. Jon Hamm, remain quiet!
But one thing I’ve come to notice about these Kardashian women: They are pretty damn good at proving people wrong about what they can and cannot do. I got a feeling that Kim is going to be a better mom than Snooki, who is handling pregnancy like a Brady, Huxtable and super mom rolled in one.
So grab your popcorn, strap yourself in and get ready for the ride. It’s going to be interesting to say the least.
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