Beyonce is gearing up to sit down with Oprah on Oprah’s Next Chapter this Saturday.
This could only mean one thing, King Bey will reveal an Earth-shattering secret that will send the entire Bey Hive into a euphoric state of mass confusion.
PHOTOS: Beyonce Prepares To Tell It All On Oprah’s Next Chapter
Rihanna did it, revealing to the world that she was still in love with Chris Brown. Lance Armstrong lied about doping for years, he even sued people over it. Then he did one interview with Oprah and came clean.
The Harpo head honcho can get people, especially celebrities, to reveal anything.
So what will Beyonce reveal on O’s couch? While we don’t know for sure, we did decide to take great pleasure in assuming. Here are some funny things we think Beyonce will come clean about on Oprah’s Next Chapter. Enjoy.
Beyonce’s really in the illuminati – After years of speculation Beyonce will open up about what it really means when she throws up the Roc!
That all of Beyonce’s handwritten letters are really written by Blue Ivy – We love Beyonce’s handwritten letters to Presidents, First Ladies, and Frank Ocean, but wouldn’t it be awesome if she had a ghostwriter…and it was Blue Ivy?
Magical butterflies personally taught her how to do the “Single Ladies” dance – Have you ever had a dream that magical butterflies did the “Single Ladies” dance? Yeah, we never had that dream either.
That Jay-Z actually lip sync’d all of his albums and it was really her dropping those dope ass rhymes – Beyonce’s gotten a lot of flack for lip syncing lately, but what people don’t know is that she’s the real voice for all of Jay-Z’s rhymes. Yes! Hovi is the one who actually just moves his lips.
Beyonce not only lip sync’d at the inauguration, she was also a hologram – If it’s good enough for Tupac.
Michelle Williams is her muse – People are always hating on Michelle, but what if she was the sole reason Beyonce is so dope?
Sleeping With Hoffa – The former members of Destiny Child we never see are actually protecting the remains of Jimmy Hoffa.
Blue Ivy will replace Willow Smith as the actress to play Annie in the remake – In case you were wondering, Blue Ivy will be lip syncing all of her lines. It’s a hard knock life indeed!
