Good evening ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the accidently racist 2013 Racial Draft.
In complete fun and jest, we here at GlobalGrind decided to hold the second racial draft ever.
As many of you know, comedian Dave Chappelle completed the first annual racial draft back in 2004, and almost ten years later, we’re back for round two.
Keeping up the theme of Dave Chappelle’s 2004 Racial Draft, the “blacks” got first pick in the racial draft and after hearing LL Cool J and Brad Paisley’s questionable and controversial collaboration “Accidental Racist,” us “durag-wearing” black folk here at GlobalGrind thought it was time – time to give LL Cool J away.
Fortunately for LL, he isn’t the only black person us “pant-sagging” folk decided to give away.
From LL Cool J to Ray J and every smh-worthy artist in between, some of the biggest names in music and entertainment are on the line tonight.
Please remember, this is all in fun and not to be taken seriously.
Let the 2013 Racial Draft begin below!
LL Cool J in exchange for….
Actor Channing Tatum.
Director/actor Tyler Perry in exchange for…
Actor Robert De Niro.
NBA baller Chris Bosh in exchange for…
NBA baller Dirk Nowitzki.
Rapper Lil B in exchange for…
Rapper Mac Miller.
Karrine “Superhead” Steffans in exchange for…
Khloe Kardashian.
Rapper/Reality TV Star Consequence in exchange for…
Singer/Actor Justin Timberlake.
Ray J in exchange for…
Scott Disick.
Rapper Soulja Boy in exchange for…
Singer Justin Bieber.
Republican Herman Cain in exchange for…
Republican Governor Chris Christie.
Gucci Mane in exchange for…
Miley Cyrus.
Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas in exchange for…
Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor.
Former NBA Baller and part-time drag queen Dennis Rodman in exchange for…
Talk show host/comedienne Ellen Degeneres.
Reality TV Star Omarosa in exchange for…
Comedienne Chelsea Handler.
