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OK. Let’s discuss Chrissy Teigen and John Legend.

First, I’ve been listening to John Legend since 2004’s Get Lifted. That’s a long ass time, like, basically his whole music career. 2008’s Revolver might be one of my favorite albums of all time. But, aside from sounding good and looking good, John Legend is smart. When I first learned he went to UPenn, I became an even bigger fan. He’s [male] beauty and brains. Perfection.

Then we have his fiancee Chrissy Teigen [they got engaged over the holidays in 2011, FYI]… who is beautiful, but actually has a personality, like a really good one. So, yeah. I love her.

Anyway, these two don’t just look good together, they always look like they’re having fun. Wherever they are, they look like they’re having a better time than everyone else just being with each other. It’s really precious, like, I think I want to be the third member of their relationship. I’m not actually into the whole polygamy/sister wives thing, I just really love the two of them together…

I’m not sure who’s more perfect

It’s a close call

She’s a model

but, she eats.

Like, really eats

You get the idea

She doesn’t take herself too seriously

Well, she doesn’t really have to

She might be my favorite tweeter

Like, ever.

Dress…

Walk the hell out of a dog…

And is just overall really perfect.

Really, they both are.

I would actually be happy to date either of them

and I don’t usually do the whole girl thing but, c’mon.

How adorable is this?

*swoon*

I love it.

And their dogs!

They did this for their dog…

…I’d totally dogsit

So yeah, I’d be a very happy third wheel.

I’ll leave you with this gem:

Her drunk “good night hapry nrew year” tweet features possibly my favorite Instagram picture, ever.

The end.