“Oh my gawd, Becky! Look at her nipples!”
Beyonce has been causing quite the stir on her Mrs. Carter World Tour and it isn’t because of her racy pelvic thrusts and booty dances; it isn’t because she’s showing off a little bit too much of her bootylicious goodness; it is simply because she showed a little nipple.
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Beyonce kicked off her world tour in Serbia earlier this week, and more than her actual performance, all eyes were on her complete bling bodysuit that featured none other than an exposed bedazzled nipple.
However, it wasn’t Beyonce’s nipple, it was a nipple that belonged to NYC-based designers The Blonds, who spent over 600 hours constructing the outfit that gives the illusion of being covered in crystallized honey.
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Oh, but that wasn’t all! On night two of her tour, Bey stepped out with all new nipples in a Ralph & Russo Couture embellished bodysuit with gold crystal and bullion thread embroidery that took six couturiers three weeks to complete.
But what exactly does all the nipplegate scandal mean? Well, we have our comical theories.
Before you proceed, note that images are NSFW-ish. Check them out below.
That Sasha Fierce is now a nudist
Seriously, Beyonce has always been quite coy when it came to being overly sexual, that was until she introduced the world to Sasha Fierce. It has been a while since we heard from Sasha, but maybe, just maybe, she has undergone some nudist lifestyle changes and wants to let those nippies breeze out.
After touching the Super Bowl stage, she has a newfound respect for Janet Jackson
Janet showed a little nippy at the Super Bowl and caught hell for it, now after sharing a bond of the Halftime shine, Beyonce just wants us to know a little embellished boobie ain’t nothing but a thang.
She’s letting Blue Ivy know mama’s love and nurturing ain’t never far
Even when she is traveling the world.
She also wants you to know her nipple beauty wasn’t compromised by breast-feeding
Beyonce explained nursing her child as one of the moments where she finally knew what her body’s purpose was for, when she told PEOPLE: “I lost most of my weight from breastfeeding and I encourage women to do it; It’s just so good for the baby and good for yourself.” Bey’s GQ shoot let us know her body was still tight and right after Blue, and now she wants us to know those nippies still got the power.
She wants to take a stance for women equality
This is probably the most sensible description of the entire nipplegate scandal. Beyonce has labeled herself a modern day feminist, so how better to prove that men and women are equal than showing exactly what male performers show when they get on stage: the nips.
While all of the above is equal parts probable and ridiculous, we’re pretty sure Beyonce is whipping nipples because she simply wants you to get over it, we’re mammals and we all have them. Yep, that sounds about right.
