I have such a crush on Kate Upton!
And whether it’s Sports Illustrated or her recent cover of Vogue, one can’t help but be enamored by how super a supermodel she truly is.
It makes a guy really want to step up to the plate and show her that he’s great; show her that he’s the “Cat Daddy” that she’s been waiting for all her runway life.
But Kate being 5’10 can easily discourage a guy who’s as meager in height as I am, which happens to be 5’2.
You know what I say though! Tall, dark, and handsome ain’t got nothing on short, dark, and adorable. Believe me, I know this.
That being said, we at GlobalGrind – on behalf of yours truly – decided to compile a list of several reasons why a supermodel like Kate Upton should date short guys.
Aside from Kate hitting me up to say wassup, my hope is that after reading this, she and every supermodel, aka “tall girls,” out there will wish that every guy was a little bit shorter.
Check out the list below!
We automatically look up to you, so disrespect is out the window.
We’re good listeners, because we feel like the sound of your voice is just as attractive as you are. Is that a game on? Who cares.
Not only do we like this…
And this…
And this…
We love this! You don’t have to try so hard sometimes, because we’re aware of how easy it is to love you all the time. Short guys know when they’ve got a good thing, especially if that good thing is a tall drink of water.
Short guys are sweet like a strawberry SHORTcake. Some of the things we say will really have you blowing kisses.
You’ll even have the urge to want to pet us sometimes. I don’t know…call it animal magnetism.
And we’re so adorable, you’ll just want to eat us up…like a burger!
We can make you laugh. In fact, we have what it takes to be a stand-up comedian/funnyman actor…
Yep, like Kevin Hart.
LOL!
Everytime you think about us, you’ll want to do the “Cat Daddy”…
And just dance…
Keep on dancing too, as we dance away in your thoughts.
So next time you see a short guy just give him the “come on over” finger. And of course, we’ll make that short trip – pun intended – you’re Kate Upton!
All you tall girls – that goes double for Kate – tweet GlobalGrind’s resident short guy @djthabeast.
