LADIES: Getting your nails done is very important.
Let me say this again. It. Is. Very. Important.
But fuck them – don’t do it for them. Do it for you.
Because you deserve it.
Getting your nails done, aka a mani/pedi, aka heaven, is like the best thing ever.
First of all, it’s relaxing.
And after a long, hard week…
But it can be overwhelming at the same time because there are so many colors to choose from
So many patterns and designs
And God forbid you choose the wrong color.
How will you survive the rest of the week?
A good mani/pedi makes you feel refreshed
Totally changes your life
OK, I’m just being dramatic, sorry.
But you do get pampered and treated like a Queen [if you go to the right place]
And what idiot wouldn’t want that?
You leave looking like a diva [we're going with Beyonce's definition here: a female version of a hustler, of a of a hustler]
So don’t let me catch you slippin’!
Because you deserve to feel fucking fabulous.