If HOV says the world needs new rules, then the world needs new rules.
Inspired by Jay-Z and his #NewRules manifesto on Twitter, GlobalGrind decided to come up with 16 “new rules” everyone should live by…because Jay-Z said we need new rules.
So get out your pen and paper and write down these 16 #newrules to live by down under.
1. Everyone is a god. #newrules
2. Roman numerals > regular numbers. #newrules
VII IV XIII Roc A Fella Records/Roc Nation #magnacarta
— Mr. Carter (@S_C_) June 17, 2013
3. Yolo is an ethnic slur. #newrules
4. If it’s not on Instagram…it DIDN’T happen. #newrules
5. Paying taxes is hustling backwards. #newrules
6. Drunk is the new sober. #newrules
7. Twitter thugs will be sent to the Hunger Games. #newrules
8. Twerking is an Olympic sport. #newrules
9. Park in handicap spots…they’re always empty anyway. #newrules
10. No rules. #newrules
11. Mondays are no longer a part of the work week. #newrules
12. Screaming is the new whisper. #newrules
13. Credit score don’t mean shit. #blackpeoplecelebrate #newrules
14. R.Kelly’s “Ignition (Remix)” = American National Anthem. #hotandfresh #outthekitchen #newrules
15. Bishop Don Magic Juan replaces the Pope. #newrules
16. Posting bathroom selfies with your children present are punishable by law. #newrules