Yesterday, ladies man DJ Khaled appeared on MTV and proposed to Nicki Minaj.
It was a video that made the Internet very happy. And, we’re pretty sure, Drake very sad. (Like, there-is-no-tuna-but-here-is-some-chicken-salad sad.)
You see, not too long ago, when Drake and Nicki were still doing songs like this, Drake proposed to Nicki on Twitter.
Here’s said proposal:
Please refer to @nickiminaj as Mrs. Aubrey Drake Graham and dont stare at her too long. She’s finally mine. 🙂
— Drizzy (@Drake) August 27, 2010
So what happened?
We’re not sure, but yesterday that 🙂 flipped to a :(.
Earlier today, we contacted some reliable sources who are close to Drake. And he or she gave us the 411 on how Drake took the news.
Yesterday started out pretty normally for Drake.
He woke up in a good mood…
…had some breakfast
…hung out with Wayne…
…spit some bars…
Then he checked his Twitter, saw the news…
It literally felt like a shot to the heart…
(Or his back.)
Then the five stages of grief hit…
Denial
Then Anger
Bargaining came
And then Depression
And finally Acceptance
It hurts so much because he and Khaled were so cool…
And, man, it’s tough making new friends
Drake thought about all the memories for a while
But then he just said fuck it, time to move on…
Because Drake’s a man, B
And he gets bitches
So be prepared, ladies; Drake’s back!
