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Like it or not, Anthony Weiner’s online lover Sydney Leathers is winning in the month of August. The girl is everywhere…she won’t go away.

After it was revealed that she was the woman behind all of “Carlos Danger’s” freaky fantasies, she acted the part of the manipulated damsel who was suddenly disgusted with Weiner’s ways.

But soon after, we all learned that Leathers wasn’t interested in just disappearing into the deep abyss of the political mistress world. In fact, we’re not sure Leathers is trying to disappear at all.

Over the weeks, the 23-year-old has mastered the art of the newsy (and more serious) media interviews, the more fun (and revealing) interviews, and the ultimate 15-minute fame prerequisite –  the porno.

So say what you want about this girl, but it’s clear that she’s hard at work making her dreams come true. And if you plan on following her 10-step guide to seducing a politician (another one of Leathers’ attempts to stay on our minds), you might also want to follow her 9-step guide to extending your 15-minutes of fame.

As told by GlobalGrind…of course:

1. Tell all of your friends about the sordid affair you started with an already disgraced politician:

Because you need someone to leak it to the public…duh.

2. Go on a major network to tell them your sad side of the story…

America loves an unsuspecting victim…

3. Make sure you apologize to his wife…and cry while you do it…

Because no matter what, everyone will like you if you sympathize with the real victim here…

4. Now…it’s time to change tunes! Tell another news outlet how you never took anything the politician said seriously…as a matter of fact, it was disgusting and funny…

Everyone hates him, it’s time for you to hate him too…

5. Photoshoot time!

‘Cuz we’re famous now, girls!

6. Make sure the people know…you’re no novice…

Sugar baby for hire!

7. It’s time to bring the big boys out…SEX TAPE TIME…

Because, all non-talented girls need one…

8. Now you’ve definitely succeeded. Let the girls know how with your 10-step guide to seducing a politician…

9. And then…cash out…

Congrats girlfriend! You’ve made it. Your 15-minutes of fame is the best we’ve had since like…the last political mistress!

Do your thang Sydney Leathers…but good luck staying relevant next month.