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You see that face full of annoyance? It’s because Oprah Winfrey can afford that $38,000 handbag in Switzerland, you crummy sales people.

And anything else she wants. I mean the woman made over $77 million last year. She could basically buy the human race. But…she’s Oprah. And she’s better than that.

So when the clerk at Trois Pommes, a pricey boutique in Zurich, said this to THE Oprah after she asked to see a bag she was eyeing:

“No, no, no, you don’t want to see that one. You want to see this one. Because that one will cost too much; you will not be able to afford that…”

We’re sure she was surprised. And confused. And pissed…

…and she probably looked at her incredulously and did this:

And thinking it all to be a joke, she probably turned to the security cameras to see if she was being Punk’d. After all, she is Oprah…

But realizing the clerk was serious, she turned to her with all the sarcasm she could muster, and in her most serious voice said…

And then ask to see the bag again. Because she’s Oprah goddammit. And this is just not going to fly…

But when the sales lady said no again…

In her best Oprah voice she probably said, “is this girl tripping?”

“Does she really not know who I am?”

“I just, I just can’t…”

“Am I in Pretty Woman? Did I really just experience this type of racism in 2013? I’m a billionaire! 

“Doesn’t this girl know anything about me?”

“I SHOULD NOT HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS MESS!”

“STEDMAN…HOLD ME BACK…”

But, being the classy woman she is, she held her head high and did the best thing she could do.

Walked out of the store.

And when, later, the clerks realized what they had done and apologized, this is probably what our beloved Oprah did…

Your loss…

I’m OPRAH bitches…