Happy Friday the 13th, everyone!
There are lots of reasons why Friday the 13th is considered unlucky in superstitious folklore (you can read all about them here), but let’s be real: Friday the 13th is a pretty awesome day.
There’s really nothing to be afraid of, and I’m here to take your reaction to Friday the 13th from…
To fierceness in the face of fear.
First of all, c’mon everyone. It’s Friday! The best day of the whole damn week.
Also, 13 is Taylor Swift’s favorite number. And she’s basically the luckiest bitch on the planet.
Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen were born on Friday the 13th. Those girls are freakin’ set for life.
In fact, Italian culture considers 13 a lucky number.
Jews also consider Friday the 13th a day of luck, particularly in Israel. Drake knows it.
If you add in the two new ones, there are 13 Disney Princesses. Those gals are the shit.
Black cats are really the cutest.
You call that scary?
Dan Marino was number 13 throughout his entire legendary career.
Now he’s kickin’ it with supermodels.
The day is nothing more than an excuse to watch the original Friday the 13th movie, which is pretty great. It’s just sooo ’80s.
There were 13 original American colonies and 13 stars and stripes on our first flag. America, fuck yeah!
There are 13 exact episodes of our new favorite show Orange is the New Black. You could stay inside and watch all of them!
Tonight you have something to toast to while you’re binge drinking.
So go ahead and enjoy your day. We ain’t worried about nothing.