Miley Cyrus is single again!
Earlier this week news broke that Liam Hemsworth and Miley Cyrus had officially put their engagement on hold. The next day, Liam was spotted kissing a bad ass Mexican woman by the name of Eiza Gonzalez.
A couple of days later, Miley was grinding all over her “friend” and producer Mike Will Made It – in her panties…and we realized the swirl was real. But, while love didn’t work out for Miley and Liam, it might actually be a good thing that Miley Cyrus is single.
It’s such a good thing that we’ve come up with give really great reasons why Miley Cyrus being single is good for the world. Enjoy.
She’ll Be Stronger: When you break up with someone you love, you go through hell. But there is something about going through hell that makes us all stronger. Miley might be hurt now, her fiance cheated on her, it was caught on camera, to add insult to injury, a lot of people are saying terrible things about her, but she’ll be better after all of this. This is just a test to show how strong she really is.
Miley has developed an interest in twerking. If she wants to shake her booty, then damn it, this is America, she can shake her small little booty as much as she wants. But one thing she needs to know about twerking is that it takes a certain type of person to love a woman who twerks on camera. Think about it, would you want to be with a twerker? Would your boyfriend be cool with you twerking for The Vine? Answer that question right and you can have Miley’s heart.
She has a thing for bears. Imagine if you liked chicken, but you were forced to eat fish for the rest of your life. You would be miserable. You wouldn’t be the true you. Liam wasn’t a bear. He was a handsome man, but there was nothing bear-like about him. But this guy…
Being single frees her up to be with a real bear like Mike Will Made It.
Doesn’t he look like a Berenstein Bear?
Miley is a smoker and she likes to smoke with smokers. As we know from talking to Miley’s cypher partner Tuki Carter, she knows how to handle her weed. So Miley needs someone who is about that stoner life. Inhale, fall in love, make love and repeat.
Miley twerks, smokes, and gets more hate than a little bit. She definitely has her fans, but just as Miley rides this wrecking ball naked, it’s going to take a man with big balls to deal with a woman like Miley.
Is she actually dating Mike Will Made It? Will her twerking ways be too much for him to handle? Relationships are all about compatibility, and it’s going to take time for Miley to find someone who clicks with her.