Stop everything you’re doing at this very moment and observe R. Kelly’s grocery list.
The thought of R. Kelly grocery shopping is enough to handle, but imagining the R&B GAWD asking a grocery store clerk what aisle Yoplait’s Go-Gurt is located on is blowing our freaking minds.
Apparently, the good folks at Vulture got their hands on a handwritten grocery list that’s allegedly R. Kelly’s. There are many interesting items on this list.
The most hilarious of course are the Tyson Dino Shaped Chicken Nuggets, Strawberry Toaster Strudels (the most clutch breakfast food), and Go-Gurt, but it’s safe to say the “Genius” singer may be addicted to Haagen Daz ice cream (since he requested 6 pints of sorbet).
Next time we go grocery shopping we’ll definitely have to see what those Tyson’s frozen Dino shaped chicken nuggets are hitting for.
SOURCE: Vulture
