Did you see Chelsea Handler‘s recent interview with Drake? If you haven’t, you’re fully missing out on life. Take a few minutes and click on that link – otherwise we’ll just keep it moving…Our two favorite half-Jews came together, and they engaged in some flirtation, talked about penetration, and overall, just made for some really good TV.
But, as much as we love the shit out of Drake, it’s really Chelsea who is winning in every way possible. Chelsea is the best thing to ever happen to E! (sorry Ryan Seacrest and the Kardashians), but for real. She is the main reason we still watch that channel. Need convincing? You really shouldn’t, but whatever.
Here is why she’s the fucking best…
She gives no fucks
None.
She’s Jewish
and she talks about race
Her books have the best titles ever…
My Horizontal Life
Are You There Vodka? It’s Me, Chelsea
Her side eye deserves an award
She’s dated a rapper [heyyyy 50]
She has the best sidekick ever. Chuy for the win!
She once said this: “Along with the 97 percent of women who can see, I have never been a fan of redheaded men.”
She is brutally honest in the best way possible
Best.
Way.
Possible.
She’s super regular
And she says shit like this…
And this…
And for those who aren’t feelin’ her candidness?
We love you, Chelsea.
