So this happened.
An unidentified man across the pond in London was trying to heat things up, but ended up with his penis stuck in a toaster.
Seriously, this is a true story.
Firefighters had to extract his member from the toaster, which we’re sure they weren’t happy about. And although it’s not clear what the man was doing in the first place, firefighters are blaming one very popular book.
“I don’t know whether it’s the ‘Fifty Shades’ effect, but the number of incidents involving items like handcuffs seems to have gone up,” London firefighter Dave Brown said.
But this is no laughing matter. London has a major penis-in-things problem.
According to The Mirror, in the last three years, fire crews have been called out to rescue nine men with rings stuck on their penises.
And a handful of men who like to have sex with appliances, apparently.
SOURCE: The Mirror | PHOTO CREDIT: Getty