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Today in penis stories, we have a news station that flashed America, a woman who attempted to slice her husband’s member, and ridicule over penis size. Of course.

NSFW

So this happened. Accidentally.

During coverage of the horrific helicopter crash that tragically killed a news team in Seattle, Wash., Tuesday morning, Fox Denver affiliate KDVR broadcast more than they intended to…and embarrassingly so.

While showing Twitter photographs from the scene (which were presumably being piped in from someone’s computer in the control room), they stumbled across a picture of an…er…penis.

Talk about NSFW.

Naturally, the anchors’ reactions were shock and surprise — almost better than that anchor who realized he was in the middle of an earthquake. Watch the video above to see the exact moment the “peen” was flashed across the scene…and the horrified looks on the anchors’ faces. [HuffPost]

Chop’t 

If recent news is any indication, cutting off a man’s penis is the best revenge.

A Pennsylvania woman is in jail after she allegedly tried to cut off her husband’s penis with a box cutter. Lisa Jones-Orock, 39, told police that her husband, Gerald, attacked her with a knife last Friday before she acted in self-defense.

As a result, Gerald was also taken into custody. That’s when he told them about her attempt to chop off his member. Inside the apartment, police found the suspected blue box cutter and blood on the floor. In addition, the man’s pants were cut in the crotch area and he had cuts on his arms and hands.

Police determined the wounds were defensive in nature. But while police investigate, both the Orocks will stay behind bars.

Lisa is facing a list of charges, including aggravated assault, simple assault, possession of marijuana and harassment. Meanwhile, Gerald has been charged for violating a protection from abuse order Jones-Orock had previously taken out. He was also charged for marijuana possession.

The couple that gets locked up together…well…nevermind. [CBSLocal]

Size Matters:

This British jury knows that it’s definitely not the motion in the ocean.

During the trial of a British publicist accused of sexual assault, the jury assigned had to be dismissed from the courtroom because they couldn’t stop laughing about the defendant’s two-and-a-half inch penis.

Fortunately, he didn’t die of humiliation. But he still might go to jail. According to Gawker:

Max Clifford, the defendant in the case, is a publicist accused of assaulting seven women, including today’s witness who testified the 70-year-old assaulted her in the 1980’s when she was trying to make it as a model.

The woman said when she was 17 and trying to break into the modeling world, Clifford took advantage of her, groping her, masturbating, and possibly ejaculating on her before trying to pimp her out to Cubby Broccoli in exchange for a role in a James Bond film.

During the trial, testimony revealed that the alleged abuser was so poorly endowed that even his victims made fun of him.

The woman said in her evidence she thought Clifford was well-endowed and his penis was very large. “I had only seen one before, I had never seen one in that proximity and that situation.”

The court has heard claims that his penis is “tiny” and no more than two-and-a-half inches when erect. When Richard Horwell QC, defending, asked her about the issue, the woman remarked: “I have a small mouth. I do, my dentist has always said.”

Well, damn. This whole thing is just…eww. Let’s just forget the size of his boat and hope justice is served in this very serious case. [Gawker]

VIDEO SOURCE: YouTube