So, A Woman Named Crispi Tried To Burn Her Boyfriend’s House Down With Bacon (DETAILS)

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    A Utah woman named Cameo Crispi attempted to set her ex-boyfriend’s house on fire by burning a pound of bacon.

    Puns and ironic statements welcome.

    Crispi, 31, was arrested on March 14 and charged with arson, burglary, assault by a prisoner, interfering with an arresting officer, electronic communication harassment and intoxication after her wasteful stunt. Like seriously, who burns bacon?

    According to the Daily Mail:

    Her arrest came after her ex-boyfriend called Naples police to say that he had received numerous phone calls and texts from Crispi in just an hour and wanted her to stop, charging documents said.

    When an officer went to the home, he found Crispi there and noted she was drunk. He also saw smoke coming out of the front door.

    ‘I asked to come in and observed a wood stove left open with a fire burning inside and hot coals on the floor around the stove,’ the officer wrote.

    He also found a cookie sheet covered with a pound of bacon sitting on top of the stove.

    ‘I observed the burner to be on the setting “High” and the bacon to be severely burned and smoking badly,’ the officer wrote.

    When asked why she used the bacon as a means of assault, Crispi said she was attempting to start a fire in the house to get back at her ex-boyfriend.

    She’s due back in court April 15. And hopefully she’s learned a valuable lesson. Bacon is not to be harmed.

    SOURCE: Daily Mail | PHOTO CREDIT: Getty

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