Is Taco Bell trying to make the world a better place? Or are they secretly trying to kill us all?
We’re not sure yet. We do know this: this morning, the fast food joint introduced their new breakfast menu. There are many items on the menu — including coffee and some kind of demented looking AM Crunch Wrap thing — but the most publicized item is the Waffle Taco, which you can see above.
It’s a thing of beauty, man. It’s sausage, egg and cheese on a waffle shaped as a taco. Since we value our lives over here at GlobalGrind, we didn’t try any of the items. But we checked out what folks are saying on Twitter. And the verdict is not good.
So is this the worst breakfast you can get? Not even close.
Here are eight fast food breakfasts that could kill you faster than Taco Bell’s Waffle Taco. (And no, we have no scientific facts to back this up; just go with it.)
PHOTO CREDIT: Taco Bell
1. New York Cheesecake Pancakes from IHOP
These bad boys have cheesecake filling in the middle and powdered sugar, strawberries and whipped cream on the top. They also contain 850 calories.
2. Jack in the Box's Big Waffle Stack
Two fried eggs, crispy bacon, sausage, ham and American cheese, between two waffles. Uh, yum? There's 655 calories in this sandwich.
3. Chicken, Egg & Cheese Bagel from Chick-Fil-A
Who knew eggs and cheese would blend well with a deep fried chicken sandwich? There are 480 calories packed into this thing.
4. Denny's The Grand Slamwich
Two scrambled eggs, sausage, crispy bacon, ham, mayo and American cheese on potato bread. Oh and there's hash browns. You could die eating this: it contains over 1500 calories.
5. Glazed Donut Breakfast Sandwich from Dunkin' Donuts
How can you make a bacon, egg and cheese even more unhealthy? Make the bread two glazed donuts. The sandwich has 360 calories.
6. Double Croissan'wich with Sausage & Bacon from Burger King
There is both bacon and sausage in this sandwich, with two slices of cheese. There's 580 calories in this bitch.
7. The Breakfast Burger from Carl Jr's
We're pretty sure hamburger meat and bacon, egg and cheese aren't a good mix. But Carl Jr's disagrees. This sandwich only has 830 calories.
8. Arby's Sausage & Gravy Biscuit
Besides just looking gross, Arby's Sausage & Gravy Biscuit is super bad for you. This has 460 calories.