Lil B is undoubtedly one of the most bizarre rappers to ever exist. Last night, the Cali rapper reminded everyone that “cooking music” isn’t dead, and the latest white person he wants to be is our favorite pop star – Katy Perry.
Weird. We know.
Last night, Lil B released a song titled “Katy Perry,” and guess who it was about? KATY PERRY!
Lil B posted the video on his YouTube page, but not without professing his love for the “Dark Horse” singer in the “About” section.
“KATY BOO I LOVE YOU!!!!!! KEEP DOING YO THANG GIRL i got your back, ALSO FOR ANY OTHER FAKERS…..STOP LEECHING OFF LIL B AND USING HIS NAME FOR FILTH, YOU WILL NEVER BE FORGIVEN.”
Katy Perry got wind of the tribute song, and upped the ante by asking Lil B to the prom.
Be my prom date @LILBTHEBASEDGOD 😍😍😍
— Katy Perry (@katyperry) April 30, 2014
Over the years, Lil B has declared he either looks like a pop star or actually is a pop star. From Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton to Dr. Phil and Ellen DeGeneres, we don’t know why Lil B thinks he’s these random celebrities, but it’s entertaining to say the least.
So here goes nothing. Here are 10 white celebrities Lil B wants to be.
Beware, brain cells have been lost listening to this music. Press play at your own risk.
LONG LIVE BASED GOD!
1. “I’m Miley Cyrus”
Best Verse:
“Young Based God used to date Miley Cyrus (Woo woo woo swag)
I look like Paris Hilton (Swag woo)
Chain Ellen DeGeneres (Woo woo)
Rang Mel Gibson (Woo woo)
Chain Jessica Simpson (Swag)”
2. “Ellen DeGeneres”
Best Verse:
“Iced out ring, Iced out chain
Ellen Degeneres, you’re so generous
Everybody shows up, everybody loves you
30 thousand Showtime, 20 thousand maybe
Ellen Degeneres: mamis go crazy”
3. “Ellen DeGeneres Remix”
Best Verse:
“Young BasedGod got them hoes like 40
I keep on talking, I think that I’m Maury
Problem call my bitch, I’m doing a show next morning
Bitches wanna fuck me, who said I’m lonely”
4. “I’m Paris Hilton”
Best Verse:
“Just like Paris Hilton
Tiny shirts, shiny jeans
Everything Hilton
Hotel Hilton
Bitch, I want a million
I’m Paris Hilton
Watch Paris Hilton
Where is Nicky Hilton?”
5. “Mel Gibson”
Best Verse:
“Swag, Swag
I look like Mel Gibson!
I’m Mel Gibson!
I’ll fuckin’ choke the bitch!
Oh my God, I’m Mel Gibson!
I’m an actor, I’m a rapper!”
6. “Bitch I’m Bill Clinton”
Best Verse:
“I’m Bill Clinton
Fucking all these women (swag)”
7. “Hugh Hefner”
Best Verse:
“Bill O’ Reilly taking ecstasy
Hugh Hefner, know the secrets
Hip-hop keep ’em
Under the rug
I’m thinking under the mat
Trapped in the closet.”
8. “Charlie Sheen”
Best Verse:
“Sheen, WINNING, Swag!”
9. “Dr. Phil”
Best Verse:
“Word around town I puts that Ying in that Yang
Ninety eight bitches and they call me Stephen King
Based God, Dr. Phil”
10. “Justin Bieber”
Best Verse:
“Everybody know that the kid straight hustling
30 on my shhhh cause I look like Justin”
PHOTO CREDIT: Wenn, Handout
