Fans everywhere received sad news yesterday that Joan Rivers had passed away after suffering injuries during a throat surgery procedure.
Although she will be missed dearly by fans, viewers, and friends, Joan has left a true comedic legacy behind that can’t be matched.
From her one-liners while hosting Fashion Police on E!, to some of her best remarks in her own book, Joan’s ultimate goal was to make people laugh by speaking her truth. Whether it infuriated people or not, the late 81-year-old comedian always stuck to her guns and said what she thought needed to be said.
We will definitely miss Joan’s sassy personality and warm spirit, so we’ve compiled a list of some of her best one-liners and quotes to remember how much she got us laughing.
Check out the list below.
“People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.”
“I succeeded by saying what everyone else is thinking.”
“I don’t exercise. If God wanted me to bend over, he’d have put diamonds on the floor.”
“Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century.”
“My body is my temple, my temple needs redecorating.”
“My love life is like a piece of Swiss cheese; most of it’s missing, and what’s there stinks.”
“The only time a woman has a true orgasm, is when she is shopping.”
“In Beverly Hills, the women don’t nurse because kids are allergic to plastic.”
“With age comes wisdom. You don’t need big boobs to be feminine. Look at Liberace.”
“A boy on a date, all he has to be is clean and able to pick up the check. He’s a winner.”
“Looking 50 is great…if you’re 60.”
“When a man has a birthday, he takes a day off. When a woman has a birthday, she takes at least three years off.”
…we’ll miss you Joan!
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