So this happened.
A 21-year-old from Martin County, Florida abided by his mother’s rules and didn’t masturbate in her home. Instead, he headed outside in his birthday suit and decided to get it on with himself in the yard.
The bizarre incident happened in November, but the details surrounding it have all added up to a curious case. Anthony Smith told police he gets a high when masturbating in front of people.
A witness told police they saw the clothes-less Smith masturbating in his yard. As officers responded they saw him “bending down naked in the driveway. After seeing the officers -—the real ones, not porn ones — he ran inside his home and put on some clothes.
Smith was charged with exposure of sexual organs and most likely grounded for life.
SOURCE: New York Daily News | PHOTO CREDIT: Handout
