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Karrine Steffans, best known as “Superhead,” has reportedly settled down with none other than Columbus Short.

Wait, what?

The author and mama spilled the tea when she posted this cryptic “Meet The Shorts” love post:

A little too Short. #MeetTheShorts

A photo posted by Karrine Short (@karrineandco) on

Then she took it a step further by adding these pictures of the former Scandal actor:

#Repost @officialcshort ・・・ No need to look up when I know my back is covered. #MyHappy 👽✌🏾️

A photo posted by Karrine Short (@karrineandco) on

Short then took to Insta to show her off as well:

Of course, many of Karrine’s followers were puzzled, like we were. But she cleared up any rumors by saying we are legally married – deal with it:

#KarrineSteffans vs Fan #ClapbackSeason !! #BaeWatch #ColumbusShort SideNote: Congrats on their marriage? 🤔😩

A photo posted by The Shade Room (@theshaderoom) on

Well, this is just….weird.

SOURCE: Instagram | PHOTO CREDIT: Getty