Ever wondered where Rihanna gets her flawless figure from?

Well, it doesn’t appear to be her diet. She may have the physique of a top model, but her food regime better resembles that of a college student (at least while she’s on tour).

Revealed today during her appearance on Ellen DeGeneres‘ talk show, Rih’s tour rider consists of Cheetos, Oreos, Golden Grahams cereal, Cup O’ Noodles, vodka, soda, red and white wine, and Frappuccinos. Yes, you read that correctly.

While on The Ellen Show, RiRi defended her choice of foods, saying:

“I just like to be prepared,” Rihanna explained. “You never know what mood you’re going to be in.”

And when it comes to Cheetos, they appear to be more of a necessity than an option. Because, duh:

“I don’t eat the Oreos that much…Golden Grahams I haven’t eaten in two years, but Hot Cheetos definitely happening, regular Cheetos when I’m tired of the Hot Cheetos, crunchy always [for texture].”

Rihanna, we love you, but we’d be lying if we said we weren’t hating just a little. If only we could all eat this way and still look fierce.