Ladies and gentlemen, it’s time to cuff or be left in the cold winter dust. It’s been a cruel summer, so expect an intensely cruel winter.
Obviously, there’s levels to this cuffing sh*t, but the rules of cuffing engagement begin with selecting one, two, or as many cuffing partners as you can juggle (make sure you’re safe though) to keep your winter activities entertaining.
With the days becoming shorter, you’ll definitely need someone to roast chestnuts with come November, so you better get to choosing come October 1.
Since it’s brisk as hell outside right now, we rounded up 22 jams (mostly new) you can cuff to this season. If you’re cuff-less this season, scroll through your phonebook, send that “hello stranger” text, and get you a boo to cuff.
Hopefully, by the time all of this is over you’ll be known as “Cuffy Combs,” “The Cuff Ryder,” “Cuffy The Vampire Slayer,” or “Hillary Cuff.”
Also, make sure you remember cuffing season is only temporary and come April Fool’s Day, all bets are off. Have yourself a body party and start streaming our Cuffing Season playlist below.