If Either Fighter Sees Me In The Street…

I WAS READING TWEETS FROM MY CREW @DAMIENDW, @SHANEEMILLER, & @MYBADFU ARGUING ABOUT THE PACQUIAO/MAYWEATHER DRAMA.  AS HILARIOUS AS THEIR TWEETS WERE, I STARTED TO DO MY OWN RESEARCH, COUPLED WITH SOME COMMON ‘NIGGA’ SENSE… AND THIS IS WHAT I CONCLUDED.  THERE’S ALWAYS TWO SIDES TO EVERY STORY, TWO BALLS TO EVERY PENIS, AND IN THIS CASE…TWO FORMS OF ‘BITCHASSNESS’ MOVES IN BOTH CAMPS.  LET’S BREAK DOWN BOTH SIDES.

MAYWEATHER WANTS SURPRISE DRUG TESTING BEFORE THE FIGHT (IN ADDITION TO BUT NOT REQUIRED BY NEVADA’S BOXING COMMISSION).  THE POINT WAS MADE ON ESPN THAT HE’S BEATEN 40 FIGHTERS UNDER THE COMMISSION’S RULES..WHY (ALL OF A SUDDEN) IS HE TRYING TO CHANGE THE RULES ON FIGHT 41?? HMMM.. IF A NIGGA SWINGS ON YOU IN THE STREET, AND YOU’RE THE SELF PROCLAIMED ‘BADDEST MU’FUCKA EVER’…DO YOU HOLD UP THE ‘TIME OUT’ HAND SIGN AND SAY ‘PISS IN THIS CUP FIRST, FAM!!’  I THINK NOT.  I’VE SEEN ILL NIGGAS IN THE HOOD FIGHT AGAINST DUDES WITH KNIVES (FROM MY WINDOW ON THE 5TH FLOOR WHERE IT’S SAFE).. AND THE BARE KNUCKLE NIGGA WON!!  DO YOU THINK HAGLER WAS CONCERNED IF HEARNS WAS ‘JUICING’ BEFORE THEIR FIGHT?? FUCK NO!  HE COULD SEE WITH HIS OWN EYS THAT HEARNS WAS JUICING WITH ‘SOUL GLO’!!  IT DIDN’T MATTER… HAGLER STEPPED HIS BAD ASS IN THE RING, AT THE RISK OF BEING BLINDED BY ACTIVATOR GREASE AND SWEAT..AND KNOCKED HEARNS THE FUCK OUT!!

PACQUIAO IS WILLING TO WALK AWAY FROM THE BIGGEST FIGHT OF HIS CAREER, POSSIBLY THE BIGGEST FIGHT IN HISTORY, BECAUSE OF SOME RANDOM BLOOD/PISS TESTS…HMMMMMM.  NIGGA, FOR 30 MILL, YOU CAN CUT MY DICK OPEN (LIKE A BURNT HOT DOG IN A SKILLET)… THE DAY OF THE FIGHT!!  AND HIS ALTERNATIVE FOR THE FIGHT FANS……JOSHUA CLOTTEY.  ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ…(FART…COUGH)…ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.  COME THE FUCK ON, FAM!!  IF YOU’RE CLEAN, TAKE THE TESTS AND FIGHT THE LIL NIGGA.  DON’T BOW OUT OF NEGOTIATIONS AFTER A MONTH AND TAKE A BULLSHIT FIGHT.  KEEP NEGOTIATING UNTIL THIS FIGHT HAPPENS!!!  YOU OWE IT TO YOUR FANS, PAC…AND TO YOUR RIGHT EAR THAT GOT ‘CAULIFLOWERED’ IN THE COTTO FIGHT.  LET THAT HEAL, FAM….

I’M A TRUE FAN OF BOXING AND I JUST WANT TO SEE THE BEST FIGHT THE BEST.  I HAVE RESPECT FOR BOTH FIGHTERS.. BUT IF THEY LET PETTY SHIT CONTINUE TO CHEAT THE FANS.. I HOPE BOTH FIGHTERS HAVE RESPECT FOR MY BALLLS!!

DISCLAIMER : I’M A COMEDIAN, NOT A JOURNALIST..AND I FIGHT LIKE PEE WEE HERMAN.  IF ANYONE FROM EITHER CAMP SEES ME IN THE STREET AND HAS A PROBLEM.. I’M CALLING MY DAD.