Drug Slang: The DEA Cheat Sheet

Recently the Drug Enforcement Administration (DEA) announced that they will be hiring a 'street slang expert' to help them decipher the language on their phone taps. This is ridiculous on a number of levels (as is the entire 'war on drugs'), but we figured that instead of using taxpayer dollars to pay a 'street slang expert,' the Ds ought to just listen to a few of our favorite rappers. Everything they need to know is in the music already!

bird - 36 oz. of  powder cocaine

e.g. The way I put them words together, reminds me of how I used to put them birds together.