Katy Perry and Russell Brand's Not So Secret Indian Wedding

This weekend British funny man Russell Brand will wed his ultra hot 'California Girl' Katy Perry in a private Indian themed wedding in India. Pictures of the engaged starlets have already begun to hit the net and in keeping up with the traditions of the Indian wedding Rusell Brand has already had his hands henna'd for the ceremony. 

We are still unclear as to exactly why the couple chose India as their wedding grounds but we are so excited to see what the ceremony brings. 

But it also got us thinking, will the fun loving couple fully commit to the sacred Indian traditions that have grown even more popular for its opulence and luxury? If they do, we complied a list of things that will help them through their ceremonial exchange...