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STRICTLY FITTEDS Unsigned Mic presents:
Bard Sarcasm - the 10 CAP COMMANDMENTS
Rap karaoke follows after the jump:
(Chuck D) “One two three four five six seven eight nine…”
Its the 10 CAP COMMANDMENTS- ungh
I’ve had mad caps for years, its made me a specialist.
I’m teaching a class, here’s a few prerequisites.
A step by step checklist, so don’t miss,
else you wreck your fitteds. This is serious business.
Numero uno: every-where that you go
always check info, ‘cus you know.
The weather be deadly ’specially
if its starts to rain. That’s a crying shame.
Number two: Never let your cap get bruised.
Keep your fitteds in solitary confinement, ya private.
Take it from ya highness, uh-huh
I’ve seen mad lids get stomped by some careless kids.
Number three: Never let your caps roam free.
Ya girl will set that ass up, cus it matches her new pumps.
Keep your stash in the cut, it will save you mad bucks.
Cap fiends are allways scheming to swipe your fitteds up.
Number four: Know you’ve heard this before.
Always TRY a cap before you buy...
