13 Other Possible Lindsay Lohan Tweets

Lindsay Lohan returned to twitter yesterday after more than a month away from the social networking site. People waited for Lindsay's first tweet, scholars pondered at what it could possibly be and finally on the afternoon of August 26th she tweeted 'Clearly.. Paparazzi shouldn't be allowed to take pictures or video while someone's driving or at a stop light. 4every1's sake #trafficpolice' 

Lindsay Lohan hasn't tweeted since. So while Lindsay Lohan takes a twitter break we like to give her a few suggestions for her next tweet. Something way more interesting. #Hashtag way more compelling and something that would make you go hmmmm. 

#LindsayLohanFirstTweet:'Fresh Outta jail, out on bail California Dream'