Selena Gomez Thinks Justin Bieber is a Dork?!

Watch out, Justin Bieber; you may have most of the women of the world enraptured by your supposed suaveness, but you're not fooling your new BFF Selena Gomez.

The Wizards of Waverly Place star recently appeared on BBC Switch's The 5:19 Show to discuss, among other things, the nature of her relationship with the 16-year-old 'U Smile' singer. Asked for a succinct description of her pal, Gomez shot back without hesitation,