Facebook Wishes We Hope Will Come True

The Facebook Headquarters is buzzing in the news sphere with highly anticipated changes for the giant social media website.  With more than 500 million users who will be effected by the changes we are curious to know if the upgraded functions will meet our true narcissistic needs.  We've rounded up a list of new bells and whistles we'd like to see on the updated system.

1. “View HISTORY of Relationships” function.

So you know already know if this guy/girl is single, married, or “it’s complicated” but it would be a phenomenal time saver if we can find out through Facebook, the long winded history of their relationships.  

If I meet a guy that is divorced but haven’t revealed it yet, I’d like to be able to hunt down the information myself on see that this guy was previously “Married.”