Kim Kardashian and her sisters were on a roll yesterday, hitting up Border's bookstore to promote their new book Kardashian Konfidential before appearing on Conan. With all the info they told him, you'd think he's the red headed cousin of Kim, Khloe and Kourtney, and goes by then name Konan Kardashian.
The sisters revealed some X rated beauty secrets that left Kim Kardashian very embarrassed on the show. Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian joked they like to rub mayonnaise on their lady parts to make it shine. Soul Glo much?
Kourtney revealed, “Kim is horrified by us.” To which Kim replied, “Talking about putting mayonnaise on your thing is not appropriate advice,” referring to a recent episode of their show “Keeping Up with the Kardashians.”
Khloe added in, 'Honestly, women need to know how to take care of their stuff,” and Kourtney explained, 'People asked us, 'What does mayonnaise on your vagina do?’ And we said it makes it shine like the top of the Chrysler Building. And people were like, 'Why would you want a shiny vagina anyways?''
Kim shot back, “It’s a joke and they’ve never done it,” to which Andy Richter lamented, 'Wait, that was a joke?! Great. I'm going to need some time during the commercial break.'
If we take their advice, does it mean we need a new condiment for our turkey sandwiches?