Once again has one of Disney’s female stars shattered the discourse of innocence that not only surrounds females, but its manufactured kingdom of purity and innocence too.Nude photos of Adrienne Bailon, most famous to us adults as the girlfriend of Kim Kardashian’s brother, were recently stolen off her laptop and somehow found their way online.The 25-year-old is known to younger audiences as one of the singers from Disney’s all-girl musical group The Cheetah Girls. It’s as though Disney is forever doomed to hire chicks who ate way too much estrogen-packed poultry when they were little, creating generation after generation of naughty girls.I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again, having nude photos or a sex tape does not make you a slut. Keeping them in a place were others might have access to them does, however, make you a complete dumbass.Who travels with nude photos of themselves on their laptop? I mean, damn, I’m like Tom Cruise in “Mission Impossible” when it comes to hiding those things. Sometimes I put the memory card in a box and tape it to the bottom of my bookcase, which is actually the same technique I used for hiding my cigarettes in high school. It worked then, and it still works now.At least Adrienne has one thing on her side: her body is bangin’! That’s one sweet Puerto Rican-Ecuadorian booty if I ever saw one!Click here to read her statement about the incident. For the complete set of photos, click here to visit WWTDD.Bonus cleavage gallery below for your viewing pleasure.
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