Gravity Has Taken Hold of Mariah Carey’s Boobs

Dear sweet Buddha, what has Mariah Carey done to God to piss him off oh so?Let me tell you something, I really and truly mean it when I say that I would never ever ever have plastic surgery.  I’m not too keen on my arms, or my nose, but the fear of coming out like Tara Reid is a nightmare I will not have any part of.Except!… except!… a breast lift. No way will I allow my nipples to reach my belly button while I sit idly by and let God punish me for being a total slut when I was in college.I’m surprised maple syrup isn’t pouring from under those pancakes of hers.  It’s bad enough Nick Cannon is going to be changing her diaper two years from now, but wiping up her pancake’s over-the-hill syrup? Well, that’s just a little too much.Here is IHOP and its GM outside the Hotel de Paris before they attending the World Music Awards 2008 in Monte Carlo, Monaco over the weekend.