Salma Hayek Needs To Let Those Puppies Free

Actress Salma Hayek showed up at the Hollywood Domino game launch benefiting in New York City over the weekend looking like someone wrapped her in their silver-colored sheets with a fish-n-chips basket over her head.Why must females experiment with fashion to such an extent?  Whatever happened to “the little black dress?”  Not to mention the fact that Salma’s signature rack is being held hostage.I’m on to you Salma, give a little then take it away, forever making us the mouse trapped in a maze without any chance at getting that cheese nugget.