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MYAMMEE HEAT

Posted May 12, 2009 by Global Grind Staff for Global Grind Staff

<p><span style="font-weight: bold;">STORY BY SEAN A. MALCOLM</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Grande'; font-size: 11px; white-space: pre-wrap;">No amount of money can hide the fact that Angela "Myammee" Pitts is, and will forever be, a southern girl. It's painfully apparent through the pickled eggs she's unapologetically scarfing down, while the 25-year-old recaps her winning the $250,000 jackpot on VH1's<span style="font-style: italic;"> I Love Money 2</span> to me.<span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 10px; white-space: normal;">&nbsp;You're sure to see her&nbsp;</span>crowning achievement on more VH1 reruns than basic cable does for <span style="font-style: italic;">Seinfeld</span>. "You should have one," she offers in her southern twang, just before she runs down a list of artery-clogging goodness that's a part of her diet. "I eat hot sausages, pig's feet, pickled eggs, all that." Thank the heavens <span style="font-style: italic;">"all that"</span> doesn't affect one inch of her 34DD-26-39 frame. Nevertheless, the last time me and Myammee (who earned her name from being on <span style="font-style: italic;">Flavor Of Love 3</span>) chatted it up, she mentioned how she wants to pay off her student loans, and her work as a Hooters Girl in Atlanta ("If they had a picture to promote the chain, my boobs should be up there"). Yes, that indeed is a visual worth a thousand words.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Grande'; font-size: 11px; font-weight: bold; white-space: pre-wrap; ">Before we get into you winning the dough, I have to ask, why were you half-ass naked at every elimination on the show?<span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 10px; white-space: normal;"> </span><span style="font-weight: normal;">I mean, why not? It got y&rsquo;all talking about it, right? </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Grande'; font-size: 11px; white-space: pre-wrap; "><span style="font-weight: bold;">Considering it's the first question I asked, what do you think? </span>I&rsquo;m happy I did it. I&rsquo;m gonna tell you the whole story behind it. You know you&rsquo;re gonna be on TV, so you have to have your checklist of what to buy before you go. You can either go to some random boutique, and buy these cute little dresses for $50 or $60. Or, in my case, you can go to this lingerie store that was having a big crazy ass sale at the time&hellip;they had 75% off at Frederick&rsquo;s. I went in there and spent $200 on all of that. It was like a sign from God. Well, I&rsquo;m not gonna say it was from Him, but it was a sign. When you&rsquo;re on TV you have to take advantage of it, cause if you don&rsquo;t you&rsquo;re gonna be washed away and people are not gonna remember you.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Grande'; font-size: 11px; white-space: pre-wrap; "><span style="font-weight: bold;">But you're already remembered from <span style="font-style: italic;">Flavor Of Love 3</span>. And you didn't have to be half-naked. </span>I know that, but it worked! The dudes were loving it and the girls were side-eyeing. Just let me wear what I want to wear. You never know what that can lead to. Trust me, Sean, it was for a purpose.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Grande'; font-size: 11px; white-space: pre-wrap; "><span style="font-weight: bold;">Hell, I'm not complaining. It was must-see TV. And speaking of the side-eye, what was up with you and Sappharyi?


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