BIG BOOTY BATTLE: BEAUTY DIOR VS. OLIVIA O’ LOVELY

<p>The Spizzy patrons with bad tickers should keep their heart medication within arm&rsquo;s reach because this post may induce what the late, great Fred G. Sanford called &ldquo;The Big One.&rdquo; If you&rsquo;re still using dial-up internet service you&rsquo;d better upgrade; it&rsquo;ll take you years to download every pixel of booty in this post.</p><p><strong>Beauty Dior</strong> and <strong>Olivia O&rsquo; Lovely</strong> are two&nbsp; popular adult film actresses that I&rsquo;ve *ahem* heard about through the grapevine.&nbsp; It&rsquo;s not like I have <em>Big Fat Onion Booty</em>, <em>Hit That Shit 5</em>, <em>Culos Gigantes</em> or&nbsp; <em>Ass Worship 4</em> stashed in my PC&rsquo;s hard drive.&nbsp; These ladies have also been featured in mainstream magazines like <em>Straight Stuntin</em> and the now-defunct <em>Fish &amp; Grits</em>.&nbsp; They are both gifted with humongous, out-of-this-world butts that will reduce even the most jaded horn dogs to tears.</p><p>Call me the Vince McMahon of bloggers because I&rsquo;ve set up a ridiculous Fantasy Wife grudge-match that&rsquo;s so over-the-top it could only be hosted at The Spizzy. &nbsp; It&rsquo;s the Thunder Dome of Booty and the winner in this battle of buns is up to you, Thirst Mob.&nbsp; After reviewing the pics and BONUS VIDEOS of Beauty and Olivia, drop your vote into the comment box and let your voice be heard.&nbsp; Who has the nicest set of cakes, the dark chocolate Beauty Dior or the spicy Olivia O&rsquo;Lovely?</p><p>&nbsp;</p>