US Magazine has made the questionable decision to feature pregnant reality stars Kourtney Kardashian and Kendra Wilkinson on their cover this week. US was the magazine that was shoving Speidi in our faces so much last year, so I have this sneaking suspicion that they’re cutting deals with the networks to promote certain shows. Maybe they think people are interested enough in pregnant faux-celebrities to buy their magazines. They’re promoting the story with what is probably the most sensational detail, and it’s not that interesting - both Kourtney and Kendra have breast implants and want to nurse their babies.

Despite having breast implants, both Kendra Wilkinson and Kourtney Kardashian still want to breastfeed, the moms-to-be tell the new issue of Us Weekly (on newsstands now).

“I was so scared that I wasn’t going to be able to nurse that when I saw stuff come out of my nipples the other day, I was like, I can breast-feed?” Wilkinson, 24, tells Us Weekly in an exclusive joint interview with Kardashian, 30. “And I asked my doctor, who said, ‘That’s fine, but it’s not milk yet!’”

Adds Kardashian (who, like Wilkinson, is also due in December), “They say usually you can [breast-feed with implants]. I want to.”

[From US Weekly]

I was told at LaLeche league class that we could breast feed with implants, not that it was ever an issue for me. I heard a story about a friend of a friend that couldn’t produce milk due to a breast augmentation, but that’s just anecdotal and it’s probably different for everyone.

I guess the thing that really sticks out about this story is that it’s yet another overshare from pregnant reality stars Kourtney Kardashian and Kendra Wilkinson. We just heard Monday that Kourtney is being advised to STFU about her pregnancy. She seems to make headlines with some asinine trivial overshare every day. Monday it was all about how she runs “around naked all day at home.” I’m sure that if that was the case it would be on her damn show. Kourtney and Kendra’s network, E!, has more details of their interview. Kendra says she’s been so horny since she got pregnant that she’ll do it in the bushes with her new husband, but that she can’t stand anything more than a quickie:

“I’ve been hornier!” Kendra told the mag of her sex life with hubby Hank Baskett at their shoot. “We’ll be off-roading, and we’ll go at it in the bushes somewhere! Or we’ll be driving, and he’ll pull over. Quickies are the best! If he lasts any more than a couple of minutes, I’m like, “I’m done!” Both of the former party girls say their men will be in the delivery room when the big moment happens, but they’re not sure if they’ll watch…

“Scott [Disick] goes back and forth. He’ll say, “I’m just gonna stand and hold your hand and not look,” and then he’ll say that he wants to see it,” Kourtney told the mag. Hank is still on the fence, too, according to Kendra.

“At first he said, ‘I’ll be there next to you, but won’t watch.’ But now he says, “I want to see the crowning moment.” I’m like, “Will you have sex with me after seeing this?” Kendra told Us.

In case you were wondering, both girls hope to deliver their babies naturally and want to breastfeed, despite their implants.

Once the baby is here, Kendra says she’ll have no qualms about taking her little one to visit the Playboy mansion.

“Hef is a huge part of my life, and I don’t care about any other whore there,” she told mag in her typical candid manner. “I care about Hef. He’s a good dad, a great person, and I want my child to be around him a little bit.”

[From E! Online]

E! also has an interview with Kendra at the top of that story in which she gets so excited to describe when she first learned she was having a boy. She exclaims “a penis!” all extra loud. I guess if US wanted some candid pregnancy talk they couldn’t do much better than to get Kourtney and Kendra together. E! is probably feeling pretty smug about having two reality stars expecting around the same time. Soon there will be babies to film and fawn over.