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Obese man sees baby Jesus and Mary in Cheeto

Posted March 2, 2010 by Global Grind Staff for Global Grind Staff

<p>&nbsp;</p><p>An Arizona man says that he sees the image of the Virgin Mary holding baby Jesus in a Cheeto, and says the uncanny silhouette was spotted as he snacked before a potentially life-threatening gastric bypass procedure to treat his obesity. Now more than half his previous size, he hopes to offer the &ldquo;positive&rdquo; image to a buyer on Ebay, but warns &ldquo;CHEETO IS 2 YEARS OLD DON&rsquo;T EAT IT.&rdquo;</p><p>BACK IN APRIL OF 2008 (ALMOST 2 YEARS AGO), I WAS GOING IN FOR STOMACH BI-PASS OPERATION, I HAD A WEEK TO GO. I WAS JUST OVER 750LBS AND WAS ON THE DOOR STEP OF DEATH, I COULDN&rsquo;T WALK, STAND, LET ALONE BREATH. SO BEFORE I MADE THAT FAITHFUL STEP TO A BETTER HEALTHIER LIFE FOR MYSELF AND MY FAMILY I WANTED TO&nbsp;EAT SOMETHING THAT WAS ONE OF MY FAVORITE JUNK FOODS FOR THE LAST TIME, SO I PULLED SOME CHEETOS OUT OF THE BAG AND JUST BEFORE PLACING IN MY MOUTH IT CAUGHT MY&nbsp;EYE AND I NOTICED THE SHAPE OF THE CHEETOS. I LAUGHED AND LOOKED AT MY&nbsp;WIFE AND SAID &ldquo;WOW&rdquo; &ldquo;LOOK AT THIS&rdquo;. SHE ALSO SEEN IT, AND SO DID EVERYONE ELSE I SHOWED.&nbsp; I TOOK THIS AS A SIGN OF GOOD FAITH AND SAFE JOURNEYS FOR MY STEP TO&nbsp;HAPPINESS. WELL NOW TO THIS DAY I&nbsp;NOW WEIGH IN AT 320LBS..</p><p>I WANT THIS ITEM TO GO TO SOMEONE THAT MAY ALSO BE IN NEED OF A POSITIVE SIGN.&nbsp; THANKS FOR READING MY BRIEF STORY AND GOD BLESS.</p><p>&nbsp;</p>


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