Sarah Palin Says Leave Her Chest Size Alone

After rumors spread that the Governor, Vice-President nominee, Talk Show Host, Republican socialite, Sarah Palin had breast implants, the woman in the middle of it all spoke to Fox Fake News about her chest size.

Talking to Greta Van Susteren of FOX News, Mrs Palin said, 'No, I have not had implants. A report like that is about as real and truthful as reports that [my husband] Todd and I are divorcing or that I bought a place in the Hamptons or that [my son] Trigg is not my own child.'

The 46-year-old added, 'To be judged on or to be talked about on appearance -- say chest size -- it makes me wear layers, it makes me have to waste time figuring out what am I going to wear so that nobody will look at an area that I don't need them to look at. I want them to hear what it is that I'm saying. It just ends up wasting time and that's very, very unfortunate.'

Gotta be honest, we still think she got some silicone.  All good, though.  Keep yelling 'Drill, Baby, Drill!'...look how good that did yes.  Thanks Sarah and BP!

ON TO THE NEXT ONE FOR MORE PICS OF THE IMPLANTS