WTF: Drunk Man Sticks Two Hammers Up His....

<p>&nbsp;</p> <p>Hospital spokeswoman Dr Cristina Bontescu said: &ldquo;He was a bit drunk and said he had been eating cherries that had left him badly constipated.</p> <p>&ldquo;He said he had a few drinks to dull the pain and then came up with the idea of poking a hammerhead up his backside in the hope of sorting out the constipation.</p> <p>&ldquo;But the hammerhead got stuck and then he came up with the idea of using a second hammerhead in order to try and get out the first - but then he lost the second one as well.&rdquo;</p> <p>Do you really believe this guy, or do you think he was trying to get a bit too freaky? Or was this an audition for Jackass?</p>